Hey Guys! Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex

Imagine being with your man in the other room, grinding together. His dick seems to be hitting the right spot, and you just can’t stop moaning. At that moment, nothing else matters. You guys are lost in your little world. “I love you baby”, “Fuck you babe”, “Damn!” – you can’t stop saying those words. Then all of a sudden, your pussy makes this weird sound. You guys ignore it and he continues thrusting you passionately, turning you around to achieve any style.

Then it comes again, this time around, it is thunderous – like a raging hurricane – “Kpra, kpra, kpra”. And no, it is not something you can even help. The farts just keep coming, not from your ass but your pussy. Do you know how awkward that experience can be? Especially if your man has no idea what is going on.

Dude might even get upset that you are deliberately farting in the middle of a hot passionate sex. How do you explain to him that the fart is just your pussy proclaiming her existence and how much she is enjoying having a dick inside? Like how?

I remember when I first had this “Pussy fart” experience. Just in the middle of a really hot and romantic moment, my pussy suddenly started making this weird noise. I couldn’t contain the embarrassment mehn! Like, I knew this was not an ordinary fart from my ass, where else was the sound coming from? And to make matters worse, I couldn’t control it. Like for five seconds my pussy transformed into a ranging hurricane.

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What saved me that day was, the dude I was with understood what was going on. He just started laughing and I joined him – laughing an idiot while my precious pussy kept farting.

After the hilarity had calmed down, he did what any man should do – he went straight back down there to finish what he had started. It was a little awkward though because I kept giggling but eventually we finished the deed a great result.

Queefs. Fanny farts. Pussy farts – whatever you call the music coming out from a lady’s love tunnel is one thing we hardly ever talk about. I don’t know why we are all shy to acknowledge the existence of a queet. And that’s why the moment a lady starts queefing in the middle of an intercourse, she gets drowned in an ocean of embarrassment.

It beats my imagination that some folks think “pussy farts” only happen to women with “Large” vaginas or high sex drive. In fact, some have this idea that pussy farts are associated with ladies that are sexually lose.

That’s all nonsense. Honestly, why would someone think pussy farts are a sign of the shape or size of someone’s pussy or a reflection of their sex lives. No wonder most ladies feel ashamed of the noise their bodies make during sex.

Pussy fart is very much normal. It has nothing to do with having a large vagina or being sexually loose. It equally has nothing to do with how high your sex drive is. Everyone with a vagina is capable of pussy farting – loads and loads of it. It is totally normal and healthy.

See, I have made my research and from what I found out – pussy farts are caused when air is pushed into the vagina. It can happen during sex or other sex acts like fingering or using sex toys. When a man thrusts deeply, it often causes the air to be released. Most ladies would experience pussy farts during faster sex or doggy style when air is quickly getting pushed inside the vagina or after you have finished having sex and you are just lying down there in your post-sex joy.

And again, for ladies, there is really no right way to react when your pussy farts during sex. Laugh if you are having sex with a crazy dude that understands what is going on; or you can say, “Yeah baby, that’s my vagina right there”, if you feel the need to; or you can ignore it if you are comfortable.

Just don’t let your pussy farts make you cringe or embarrassed.

Ladies in the house, have you ever experienced a pussy fart while in the other room with your guy? And guys, have your girlfriend ever pussy farted while you were grinding and enjoying yourselves. Share your experience in the comment section.

4 Replies to “Hey Guys! Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex

  1. I kinda always know wen it’s going to happen cos I do feel my pussy sucking in air mostly wen I lift my ass up in the air… I think d sex style dat usually causes it is doggy… Anyways we always end up laughing about it 😂😂😂, it all depends on how crazy and understanding your partner can be to not mk you feel embarrassed about it.

  2. It’s either I don’t pay attention to it or I’ve really not experienced it… But either way, I’m not going to let a fart be it pussy or ass take the spotlight…
    Let’s just get lost in high ecstasy.. Who cares about fart? Def not me

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